Francis Robert Edward Danvers Crossman
(yes that’s my real name)
Francis was born in Berkeley Ca. and by the age of 5 was discovered as a child prodigy for playing the spoons. But his hopes and dreams of becoming a pro spooner came to an abrupt end after a freak accident involving telekinetic robots went horribly wrong in his grandfathers laboratory and erased his memory. To this day he still eats cereal with a fork, and drinks soup right from the bowl – although he’s not quite sure where he developed the elspoonophobia (fear of spoons). Today he works for the San Francisco Opera in the media department doing video editing.